Will Ferrell / Green Day
May 16, 2009

RATINGS SYSTEM

***** = Excellent, a possible future classic

**** = Great

*** = Average

** = Meh

* = How'd this get past dress?

 

Just a warning: This is a much longer review than usual, mostly due to my end-of-the-season Year In Review, and also because I just felt very talkative/typeative while doing this review.

 

 

Cold Opening - Cheney & Bush

• When this began with the exterior shot of the NBC building, I was hoping this would be a non-political opening.

• I wondered before the show if they would use Ferrell’s Bush impression in the cold opening, and of course they did. Him as Bush was hilarious as usual and he had some great comments to Darrell's Cheney, like the Biden comments, the part about Cheney being dead for a day, and the line hinting that Cheney has had more than one face-shooting incident.

Stars: ****

 

 

Monologue - Will Ferrell

• A very good monologue, although not quite what I was expecting with Will Ferrell. I wanted something slightly different with him, but this still had lots of laughs and I’m glad they let him do a real solo monologue.

• The fake pictures of Ferrell in theater plays were great.

• I loved his side comments to the audience, like when he kept sternly telling them “No laughing please”.

• The weird accent he used when doing the mother’s voice cracked me up a lot.

Stars: ****

 

 

Retro(sort-of) Commercial - Wade Blasingame, Attorney at Law

• This was a really unexpected repeat, but I didn’t mind too much since I used to love this commercial and I haven’t seen it in ages. I remember this originally aired in the Val Kilmer/U2 episode from December 2000, which was a month after I first started doing SNL reviews. Man, I can’t believe I’ve been doing these reviews for almost 9 years already.

• Anyway, this was a great commercial, and I had forgotten how hilarious Parnell was in this.

 

 

Sketch - The Lawrence Welk Show

• Another Lawrence Welk sketch??? And why are these always the first sketch of the night when they do these? Do they realize that there’s not exactly a large percentage of SNL viewers who even remember this show?

• At first, I was praying this wouldn’t be a rehash of the “4 sisters/baby hands” bit from the last Welk sketch, and then when they cut to Ferrell singing alone, I was fooled into thinking it would be something completely different. Then the four sisters walked on (but with Michaela and Abby replacing Hathaway and Poehler), and I got upset.

• This sketch was nothing but a complete rehash of the Hathaway one, right down to Kristen chasing the bubbles at the end. Did they really expect that part to get as much laughs the second time? Lazy, lazy writers…

• Even though so many people loved Kristen’s “baby hands” character back in October when they first did this, I personally wasn’t all that crazy about it because even back in October, I was only just starting to get a little tired of Wiig’s quirky character schtick. Now I’m at the point where I cannot stand any of her characters. This sketch just further confirms two things: 1) it’s seemingly a requirement that EVERY damn episode has to start with a Wiig sketch, and 2) EVERY single character Wiig plays eventually becomes recurring.

• And why did they have to waste Ferrell as the straight man in this? Several people were worried that he’d be wasted in unfunny Wiig sketches all night since SNL is apparently all about her nowadays. Why not a sketch where HE could’ve played a much-funnier freakish-looking character instead? Ferrell would kill with a character like that.

Stars: *

 

 

Sketch - Celebrity Jeopardy

• Yes!!! Obviously they wouldn’t have a Ferrell-hosted episode without a Celebrity Jeopardy, but I still cheered like a little kid when this came on.

• Darrell’s Connery was his usual funny self. I didn’t see the “catch the semen” bit coming when they first showed the “catch these men” category title, so it gave me a good laugh when Darrell said it. The picture he drew at the end of him taking a dump on Trebek’s grave was hilarious as well.

• Wiig as Kathie Lee??!! AUUUUGHH!!! Are you fucking kidding me, SNL?! You had an opportunity to let Bill Hader do one of his many dead-on, hilarious, and underused impressions that would’ve been a PERFECT Celebrity Jeopardy contestant like Pacino, Walken, or Malkovich, or even an opportunity to let Abby Elliott do one of her impressions (as long as it wasn’t Angelina) to give her some much-needed airtime, but nope - of course, SNL just had to resort to Wiig once again and let her do her overused, annoying, and unfunny Kathie Lee impression. The overexposure of Kristen Wiig just continues to astound and anger me. This almost ruined tonight’s whole Celebrity Jeopardy sketch for me, until they showed…

• TOM HANKS!!! Wow!! That was certainly unexpected. It was awesome seeing him here, and Hanks playing himself as an idiot was absolutely brilliant. I especially loved the pickle jar bit, him getting his head stuck in the plastic bag, him using the pen as a microphone, his subtle “sibilance” callback to the famous Wayne's World Meets Aerosmith sketch, and his broken screen. He was stealing the whole sketch until they showed…

• NORM!!!!! No way!! Talk about unexpected! Fucking awesome! I never thought in a million years that his Burt Reynolds would return in this sketch tonight, so it was such a great surprise when he showed up. I laughed at everything he said, and the whole thing with him suddenly disappearing again, then suddenly reappearing at the end with Hulk gloves was also hilarious.

• Overall, another classic Celebrity Jeopardy. And despite me bitching about them shoehorning Wiig into this and her almost ruining it, everything else more than made up for that.

Stars: ****½

 

 

Sketch - Inside the NBA

• Kenan’s Barkley actually made me laugh here and him being mesmerized by the cheesy, ridiculous “Mark” promos on the bottom of the screen was a funny premise. Come to think of it, Kenan’s Barkley has been pretty funny most of the times he appeared. Well, except for that lame Charles Barkley Talk Show sketch, but that’s probably just because talk show sketches in general are rarely ever funny these days.

• I never really watch TNT, but don’t they only have drama shows along with NBA coverage? I don’t think they have any sitcoms like what the “Mark” and “Courting Rachel” stuff in this sketch was making fun of.

• An unusually short sketch, especially compared to all the other long sketches in this episode, but I’m not complaining since this sketch was amusing the whole time.

Stars: ***

 

 

Weekend Update - Seth Meyers, with special guest co-anchor Amy Poehler, featuring Harry Carey

• Amy??!! Wow, that came out of nowhere. I have to admit, I was slightly disappointed and confused at first when I realized she’s going to co-anchor Update tonight, because I was doing just fine with Seth solo, and it still feels like Amy just LEFT the show so it’s not much of a novelty seeing her back yet. They didn’t even let Tina Fey co-anchor Update when she hosted last season (she did get to do an Update commentary, though), and she had been gone from the show for several years. But after about a minute into tonight’s Update, I settled down and was fine with Amy and didn’t have any more problems with her being on tonight. And I loved her and Seth doing another “Really” together. But I hope the only reason they had Amy co-host tonight was because it was the season finale and they wanted to do something special. SNL needs to learn how to move on past her already.

• Best jokes: Twitter from space, Japan

• Harry Carey!!! I forgot all about Ferrell’s hilarious impression of him. Before now, they only used him once after he died (in the Joan Allen episode), so it was a great and unexpected treat having him on again tonight. His ridiculous lines and ramblings were very funny as usual, and I liked Seth’s reactions to him. It would’ve been funny if Harry Carey called Seth “Norm” like he did to Colin Quinn when he appeared on Colin’s very first Update.

• Speaking of Norm, since he was at the show tonight, they should have found some way to work in an Update appearance for him. It would’ve been absolutely friggin amazing if he actually co-hosted Update along with Seth and Amy.

Stars: ****

 

Sketch - Funeral Speeches

• It took me a minute to realize that this was basically a rehash of the Wedding Toasts sketch from the Hugh Laurie episode, only this took place at a funeral. At least the first few characters giving speeches tonight were new and funny (Hader, Ferrell), but then after that, they just resorted to bringing back the same characters from the first sketch, even down to Bobby going “Whaaaaat” and dropping the mike again. That part was obviously much funnier the first time because it was completely unexpected. Something like that doesn't work as well a second time.

• This sketch had a few good laughs, but overall it was far inferior to the original Wedding Toasts sketch. This was just like when they rehashed the great Save Broadway sketch as the much-less funnier Save the Funnies sketch. Seriously, what has HAPPENED to the originality with these writers? Why must they turn every single sketch into a recurring sketch nowadays? And has anyone else noticed that both series of sketches (the "Save the _____" sketches and the Wedding/Funeral Speeches) star Jason as the leader/straight man?

• Oddly enough, this was the first appearance for many castmembers tonight. And Andy Samberg STILL hasn’t appeared yet. I guess with Ferrell hosting and all the focus on the many special guests, this turned out to be a light night for the cast (except for, of course, Kristen Wiig… *groan*).

• With that creepy grin, Bill Hader’s face looked like a combo of Jim Carrey and Dan Aykroyd.

• For some reason, I used to think Jason Sudeikis was the same height as Will Ferrell, but after seeing them stand next to each other in this sketch, I learned that Ferrell is a little taller.

• Forte’s anti-Obama speech was similar to last time, but it was still funny tonight and his low, gravelly voice sounded even funnier this time. And his “I took the watch” line at the end was hilarious.

• What?! Maya??!!!? No. No! NOOOOOOOO!!!! If you’re familiar with my older reviews, then you know how much I despise Maya Rudolph. So you can imagine how pissed I was when she randomly showed up in this sketch out of nowhere, and doing that god-awful nasal Glenda Goodwin voice to boot. She managed to kill this entire sketch. Then she started fucking SINGING like she does in every damn sketch she’s ever been in, and I almost threw my remote at the TV. She ALMOST makes me sorry about anything bad I said about Kristen Wiig in this review. Maya’s annoying performance in this sketch makes Wiig look tolerable by comparison. At least Kristen doesn’t sing in every sketch or talk in over-exaggerated regional accents in every sketch, which is more than I can say for Maya.

Stars: **½

 

 

Miscellaneous - Vietnam

• When this started, I was surprised to see that it took place on the home base stage. I knew we were in for quite an interesting sketch, but little did I know how interesting it would be.

• I think this is the only time they actually wrote a sketch to take advantage of this current home base stage by setting the sketch at Grand Central Station (which the home base stage is modeled after). Perhaps that’s a sign that this is the last episode with this stage and they’ll build a new one for next season.

• These random song interludes by Ferrell are great. And, wow, they used literally the entire cast, even including Seth! Seeing Seth dressed up in costume with the rest of the cast reminded me of the days when he was regularly in sketches.

• Hey, there’s Tom Hanks again! Awesome! And Amy again, too! Nice! And… umm …uh, Maya again… (*Stooge angrily grits his teeth together*) and she’s, of course, singing… ugh, moving on… Hey, is that Anne Hathaway??! Wow, where’d she come from? Very nice to see her. And Paul Rudd!! What in the world is going on??? And even musical guest Green Day is getting involved in the action! And Norm again! You know this is big when even Norm participates in it. And hey, it’s Elisabeth Moss standing next to Fred! And… is that… oh my god, Artie Lange?!! No way! Awesome! Now there's someone I never thought I’d ever see on SNL! And we even got to see him standing next to Bobby Moynihan for a few seconds, which is absolutely hilarious because everyone always says how much Bobby physically resembles Artie Lange. Bobby looks so much smaller in comparison, though.

• Seriously, all I could say after this sketch ended was “Wow!!!” This was friggin EPIC and a classic. I remember being disappointed when last season ended with some forgettable Baby sketch featuring only Wiig and Steve Carell. So I was hoping for something more special in final sketch this season and something involving the entire cast, and boy did we get it and more! This has to be one of the best season ending sketches of all-time. My other favorite one has always been the 93-94 finale with all the recurring characters on the home base stage singing “So Long, Farewell” for Phil Hartman’s swan song.

Stars: *****

 

 

Goodnights/My Thoughts about Darrell Hammond

• So… this was actually Darrell Hammond’s last show??? I mean, he stood right at the front of the stage next to Ferrell, and Ferrell gave him a special thanks at the end, then the camera showed a close-up of Darrell as he waved goodbye and other castmembers pointed to him. And when you look back at the episode, he was in much more of the show than he usually is, even had a big part in the final sketch, and he actually gave an energetic delivery of LFNY for once (his LFNY deliveries in recent years are usually so dead-pan and lifeless).

 

I said before that this would be the perfect time for him to leave with Ferrell hosting the finale, since he and Ferrell joined the cast together at the same time. And let’s face it, Darrell’s been on forever and is long past his prime. But I didn’t think this would actually end up being his last episode. It was looking like he’d be on forever or at least until Lorne forced him out, and I’d given up several years ago on predicting when he’ll leave. But now it looks like this was really his last episode. Wow.

 

Even though I think he should’ve left ages ago and even though he’s done very little on the show the last few years, his departure is still a pretty big deal. I mean, the man has been part of the show for so long and he was the very last remaining link to the 1995 renaissance/rebuilding of SNL. When I started doing SNL reviews back in late 2000, I NEVER would’ve guessed back then that Darrell would still be on 8½ years later. In fact, I remember predicting in one of my earliest reviews that Hammond would leave in the middle of that 2000-01 season. This was right when the Bush/Gore elections ended and Hammond had gotten plenty of good airtime with his Gore and Clinton impressions, but since Gore lost and Clinton was leaving office, I thought for sure that Hammond would have nothing left to do and would have to quit (like Dana Carvey did in middle of 92-93 when Perot and Bush Sr. lost the election).

 

I’m surprised they didn’t make a slightly bigger deal for Darrell’s last show tonight, if this was indeed his farewell. Why not let him play Clinton, his most famous impression? A Clinton/Bush cold opening might have worked even better than the Cheney/Bush one did.

 

Another funny thing I just realized: if this is indeed the end of Darrell as a castmember, then his tenure on SNL was the exact same length that Mad TV was on the air. Think about it - he started on SNL in fall 1995 when Mad TV debuted, and both his SNL tenure and the show Mad TV ended on May 16, 2009. Very interesting coincidence.

 

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Episode Highlights:

• Vietnam

• Celebrity Jeopardy

• Weekend Update

• Monologue

• Ferrell as Bush

 

Episode Lowlights:

• Maya Rudolph

• The Lawrence Welk Show

• Kathie Lee impression

• some of the rehashed characters in Funeral Speeches

 

Best Performer of the Night:

• Will Ferrell

 

 

FINAL THOUGHTS

Standards were very high with this being both a Will Ferrell episode and the season finale, and SNL did not disappoint tonight for the most part. Many of the sketches were good, except for two lazily rehashed ones (Speeches, Lawrence Welk). Ferrell was awesome and we got to see some of his funny recurring characters/sketches from his SNL days as well as some funny and bizarre original roles that were perfect for him . And with all the special guests throughout the show and the amazing final sketch, it actually felt like SNL went all out on this finale, unlike the last two season finales (Carell, Braff) which felt half-assed and unremarkable.

I do wish we could have seen Ferrell star in a sketch with Forte again (remember the great Pepper Grinder sketch they did together when Ferrell first hosted in 2005?), or with Sudeikis, or with some of the other castmembers they barely showed him interacting with tonight.

I’m surprised that there wasn’t a digital short for the season finale. The digital shorts have been very hit-or-miss all season, but who knows what kind of greatness the Lonely Island could have created with Will Ferrell.

I wish there were more than just FIVE actual sketches in this episode, but most of them besides the TNT one were very long so I guess that explains it. And like last week, only two actual sketches were on after Update. And also like last week, the show came back from a commercial break at the end, only to show the SNL Band playing for 5 seconds before going back to another commercial break. They really need to work on this next season. Write shorter sketches so that way they can fit in a higher number of sketches per episode, and come up with better filler for the end of the show than just showing the band playing.

 

CASTMEMBER / HOST COUNT DOWN

ARMISEN: 3 sketches (Lawrence Welk, Funeral, Vietnam)

FORTE: 2 sketches (Funeral, Vietnam)

HADER: 3 sketches (NBA, Funeral, Vietnam)

HAMMOND: 3 sketches (Cheney & Bush, Celebrity Jeopardy, Vietnam)

MEYERS: 2 sketch (Update, Vietnam)

SAMBERG: 1 sketch (Vietnam)

SUDEIKIS: 2 sketches (Funeral, Vietnam)

THOMPSON: 2 sketches (NBA, Vietnam)

WIIG: 5 sketches (Lawrence Welk, Celebrity Jeopardy, NBA, Funeral, Vietnam)

 

ELLIOTT: 4 sketches (Cheney & Bush, Lawrence Welk, Funeral, Vietnam)

MOYNIHAN: 2 sketches (Funeral, Vietnam)

WATKINS: 3 sketches (Lawrence Welk, Funeral, Vietnam)

WILSON: 3 sketches (Lawrence Welk, Funeral, Vietnam)

 

WILL FERRELL: 8 sketches (Cheney & Bush, Monologue, Lawrence Welk, Celebrity Jeopardy, NBA, Update, Funeral, Vietnam)

 

 

2008-2009 YEAR IN REVIEW

 

To start, here are my best/worst sketch, best performer, and overall rating for each episode:

 

Michael Phelps/Lil Wayne

BEST SKETCH: Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton

WORST SKETCH: Space Olympics / Dancing Coach / Ugly Twins

BEST PERFORMER: Jason Sudeikis

FINAL RATING: **

 

James Franco/Kings of Leon

BEST SKETCH: James Franco & Willem Dafoe

WORST SKETCH: Agent 420

BEST PERFORMER: Fred Armisen / Bill Hader

FINAL RATING: ***½

 

Anna Faris/Duffy

BEST SKETCH: Sarah Palin & Katie Couric

WORST SKETCH: Slightly Stained Wedding Dress Basement / Deep House Dish

BEST PERFORMER: Darrell Hammond

FINAL RATING: **½

 

Anne Hathaway/The Killers

BEST SKETCH: The Vice Presidential Debate

WORST SKETCH: Dance Club

BEST PERFORMER: Jason Sudeikis

FINAL RATING: ****

 

Josh Brolin/Adele

BEST SKETCH: Sarah Palin Press Conference

WORST SKETCH: Surprise Sue

BEST PERFORMER: Will Forte

FINAL RATING: **½

 

Jon Hamm/Coldplay

BEST SKETCH: Vincent Price’s Halloween Special

WORST SKETCH: Ras-Trent

BEST PERFORMER: Jon Hamm

FINAL RATING: ****

 

Ben Affleck/David Cook

BEST SKETCH: Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin

WORST SKETCH: Giraffes

BEST PERFORMER: Ben Affleck / Fred Armisen

FINAL RATING: ***

 

Paul Rudd/Beyonce

BEST SKETCH: Weekend Update

WORST SKETCH: Lorenzo MacIntosh

BEST PERFORMER: Bill Hader

FINAL RATING: ***

 

Tim McGraw/Ludacris & T-Pain

BEST SKETCH: Weekend Update

WORST SKETCH: Turkey Run

BEST PERFORMER: Bill Hader

FINAL RATING: ***

 

John Malkovich/T.I.

BEST SKETCH: Jizz in My Pants

WORST SKETCH: Calculator Twins

BEST PERFORMER: Andy Samberg / John Malkovich

FINAL RATING: ***½

 

Hugh Laurie/Kanye West

BEST SKETCH: Dysfunctional Christmas Dinner

WORST SKETCH: Lamps

BEST PERFORMER: Jason Sudeikis / Fred Armisen

FINAL RATING: ***

 

Neil Patrick Harris/Taylor Swift

BEST SKETCH: Whopper Virgins

WORST SKETCH: Penelope

BEST PERFORMER: Neil Patrick Harris

FINAL RATING: ****

 

Rosario Dawson/Fleet Foxes

BEST SKETCH: Aladdin

WORST SKETCH: Gilly

BEST PERFORMER: Jason Sudeikis

FINAL RATING: **

 

Steve Martin/Jason Mraz

BEST SKETCH: Billy “The Gun” Van Goff

WORST SKETCH: Thomas’ Wife

BEST PERFORMER: Steve Martin

FINAL RATING: **½

 

Bradley Cooper/TV on the Radio

BEST SKETCH: Bad Guys, Good Conversation

WORST SKETCH: Intervention

BEST PERFORMER: Bobby Moynihan

FINAL RATING: ***

 

Alec Baldwin/Jonas Brothers

BEST SKETCH: Vincent Price’s Valentine’s Day Special

WORST SKETCH: Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Photo Shop

BEST PERFORMER: Alec Baldwin / Bill Hader

FINAL RATING: ***

 

Dwayne Johnson/Ray Lamontagne

BEST SKETCH: Game Time with Dave and Greg

WORST SKETCH: Activia

BEST PERFORMER: Will Forte

FINAL RATING: ***½

 

Tracy Morgan/Kelly Clarkson

BEST SKETCH: Family Flix

WORST SKETCH: The View

BEST PERFORMER: Tracy Morgan / Bill Hader

FINAL RATING: ***½

 

Seth Rogen/Phoenix

BEST SKETCH: Phone Voices

WORST SKETCH: Milestone High

BEST PERFORMER: Bill Hader

FINAL RATING: ***

 

Zac Efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs

BEST SKETCH: Big Brother Foot Rub

WORST SKETCH: Gilly

BEST PERFORMER: Jason Sudeikis

FINAL RATING: ***

 

Justin Timberlake/Ciara

BEST SKETCH: Mother Lover

WORST SKETCH: Target Lady

BEST PERFORMER: Bill Hader

FINAL RATING: **½

 

Will Ferrell/Green Day

BEST SKETCH: Vietnam / Celebrity Jeopardy

WORST SKETCH: The Lawrence Welk Show

BEST PERFORMER: Will Ferrell

FINAL RATING: ****

 

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Best Episodes

1. Anne Hathaway/The Killers

2. Jon Hamm/Coldplay

3. Will Ferrell/Green Day

4. Neil Patrick Harris/Taylor Swift

5. John Malkovich/T.I.

 

Worst Episodes

1. Michael Phelps/Lil Wayne

2. Rosario Dawson/Fleet Foxes

3. Anna Faris/Duffy

4. Steve Martin/Jason Mraz

5. Josh Brolin/Adele

 

Best Sketches

1. Family Flix

2. Vincent Price’s Halloween Special

3. Vietnam

4. Celebrity Jeopardy

5. Save Broadway

6. James Franco & Willem Dafoe

7. Billy “The Gun” Van Goff

8. Game Time with Dave and Greg

9. Wall Street Bailout Press Conference

10. (tie) Vincent Price’s Valentine’s Day Special / Barack Obama Variety Half Hour

 

Worst Sketches

1. Thomas’ Wife

2. Bernie Madoff makes phone calls

3. Gilly

4. Slightly Stained Wedding Dress Basement

5. Surprise Sue

6. Deep House Dish

7. Ugly Twins

8. Bronx Beat

9. Intervention

10. Lamps

 

Best Digital Shorts

1. Jizz in My Pants

2. The Doogie Howser Orchestra

3. The Party

4. Mother Lover

5. I’m on a Boat

 

Worst Digital Shorts

1. Ras-Trent

2. Space Olympics

3. Laser Cats 4

 

Best Hosts

1. Will Ferrell

2. Jon Hamm

3. Anne Hathaway

4. Tracy Morgan

5. Neil Patrick Harris

 

Worst Hosts

1. Michael Phelps

2. Michael Phelps

3. Michael Phelps

4. Michael Phelps

5. Did I mention Michael Phelps?

 

Best Cold Openings

1. The Vice Presidential Debate

2. Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton

3. Sarah Palin & Katie Couric

4. Tracy Morgan at Rockefeller Center

5. Senator John McCain & Governor Sarah Palin

 

Worst Cold Openings

1. Dick Cheney: The Final Interview

2. Republican Congressional Leadership Meeting

3. Biden/Murtha Rally

4. Biden Annoys Obama

5. Bailout for Big Three Automakers

 

Best Monologues

1. Tracy Morgan

2. John Malkovich

3. Justin Timberlake

 

Worst Monologues

1. Michael Phelps

2. Anna Faris

 

Best Commercials

1. Whopper Virgins

2. Mom Celebrity Translator

 

Worst Commercials

1. Chewable Pampers

2. North American Savings

3. The Fast and the Bi-Curious

 

Best Weekend Update Commentaries

1. David Paterson

2. John Malkovich (Bill Hader)

3. Tim Calhoun

4. Justin Timberlake does an enactment of a Thanksgiving episode hosted by him

5. (tie) Bill Clinton / Harry Carey

 

Worst Weekend Update Commentaries

1. Nicholas Fehn

2. Judy Grimes

3. Cathy

4. Jean K. Jean

5. (tie) Oscar Rogers / Aunt Linda

 

And finally... my hopes/suggestions for the upcoming 2009-2010 season:

• Less Wiig

• More Hader, and more Sudeikis. Let these guys rule the show. I can’t say this enough. They’re the ones who should be dominating and getting the consistent airtime that Wiig gets every week. These guys consistently make me laugh every time, and they have all that it takes to be the leads of the cast. In fact, I think these two are the closest this current cast has to a Dan Aykroyd, Phil Hartman, or a Will Ferrell - use them in a similar way those three were used.

• New opening montage, new theme music, new home base stage, new musical guest stage

• Promote Bobby Moynihan to repertory player, and let him try out more lead roles. He’s been nothing short of impressive all season and has already become reliable for a good laugh even in weak sketches.

• More Michaela Watkins. I’ve seen lots of potential in her whenever she’s had the spotlight, but we need to see more of her. Let her do more impressions as well; she seems to be very talented in that area (Barbara Walters, Arianna Huffington, Joan Rivers, Ann Coulter, Glenn Close…). I think she will turn out to be a very reliable utility female player, in a similar way that Ana Gasteyer was 10 years ago, Nora Dunn 20 years ago, and Jane Curtain 30 years ago.

• It’s still hard to predict what will happen to Casey, but if she’s still on next season, then please SNL, finally utilize this woman already and use her PROPERLY. Her performance in the train sketch from the Zac Efron episode brought back my faith in her right when I was losing hope on her chances for returning next season.

• Less Wiig

• A new black male who’s versatile and can do a great Obama impression. I still have my fingers crossed for Jordan Peele; he’d be great on SNL.

• Phase Kenan out by giving him nothing but straight man roles all season (the one thing he’s okay at) and the occasional Barkley impression, then dump him at the end of next season.

• Less Wiig

• Let Seth continue doing Update solo. I don’t care what anyone says, the man does NOT need a co-anchor. But I WOULD like to see a new Update set and Update opening credits.

• A new black female

• Did I mention less Wiig?

• Stop relying so much on political cold openings. Yeah, it worked during the elections obviously, but since November, many of the political openings have been uninspired, predictable, and bland. Do more creative, unexpected cold openings like the Tracy Morgan one. And please come up with better and clever transitions to "Live from New York...". Just saying "Oh, and one more thing..." or simply "And..." is lazy and beyond tired.

• A new quick filler segment similar to Deep Thoughts that can air whenever the show has some leftover time, instead of just showing repeated fake ads or awkward SNL Band shots after a commercial break like they’ve been doing lately. Make the filler something clever like Deep Thoughts or Fuzzy Memories and not something stupid and unfunny like Bear City or My Big Thick Novel.

• And most importantly… Less Wiig

 

Yowza, this may be the longest review I have ever written… This also may be the first time I ever typed the word "yowza".

Anyway, it’s been another fun year writing reviews. See you again in 09-10.